Annie The Imaginary Lawyer Lyrics - Singles - The World / Inferno Friendship Society

Annie the imaginary lawyer in her office down the corner 

She's calling Mr. What and Mr. Which and Mr. Who 

Annie the imaginary lawyer brokering the important merger 

For the firm of bait switch turn into you 

Annie the imaginary lawyer is not the latter nor the former 

But she knows just what she thinks we should do 

Annie the imaginary lawyer can you take this call 

From Mr. What, Mr. Which and Mr. Who? Fuck you! 

Fuck you, go shopping 

You're about as interesting as my rent 

Fuck me for listening 

I'm supposed to be so intelligent 

Fuck you, go shopping 

I just spent all of my rent 

Fuck you, are you listening? 

Imaginary Annie, imagine Annie 

Imaginary Annie, imaginary 

Imaginary Annie 

Imaginary Annie, invisible esquire