The Vibrator Song Lyrics - The Vandals

You're built like R2D2 and you smell like Mr. Ed 

I can't believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head 

When I play Nintendo in Mortal Combat 2 

I punch Kitana in the face and I pretend it's you 

(chorus) 

I know you hate punk music and even though you say 

You listen to it every day I wish you'd go away 

Sex is not a weapon sex is not a toy you should buy a vibrator 

And bring yourself some joy 

'Cause never would I fuck you except if I were dead 

'Cause then I couldn't hear your stupid stories yet again 

You think that you're so sexy but it's so far from true 

'Cause even if you had a brain you'd still need some tits too 

(chorus x2)