San Berdu Lyrics - Look What I Almost Stepped In... - The Vandals

Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave 

And they're giving me the creeps by morning 

Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and I hate to 

watch them eat 

And they're boring. 

You didn't rat when the lab caught fire 

Throughout the Inland Empire- 

You're my empresses, and I crown you 

Most girls, I been with before are fat and ugly ho's 

Compared to you 

Most girls, always think they're right, 

but they're wrong- fucking wrong 

But baby you're not like that 

You understand me and it's not an act 

You're my empresses, and I crown you 

CHORUS 

I wanna go with you and leave all this behind us 

We'll live in San Berdo and sell the place in Cypress 

Come on let's do it run away with me honey 

We'll put a bunch of babies in your tummy 

And fly away. 

Most girls, I'd rather be alone and I can't answer the 

phone 

'cause they're scaring me 

Most girls, get psycho and they're mean and they 

always make a scene 

And they're threatening me 

The time apart didn't hurt us 

And now I finished y community service 

You're my empresses, and I crown you 

CHORUS 

Come on let's do it run away with me honey 

We'll put a bunch of babies in your tummy 

And fly away. 

All those years I was just searching 

Fuck that noise, baby you're perfect 

All them mean nothing 'cause I found you 

How did you get so awesome? 

Let's spend the weekend in Laughlin 

You are my empresses, I crown you