Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday Lyrics - The Vandals

This is going to be the best Christmas ever. 

Everything this year's been a disaster 

But I won't let it bother me at all 

Nothing's going to bring me down, 

It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch 

I'm going to stand my happy ground. 

I refuse to let my family make me crazy 

I'll smile at their insults and their frowns 

I'll ignore the shitty weather 

'cause what counts is we're together 

Loving, safe and sound 

Nothing's going to ruin my holiday 

Not this time, Ya hear?. (I won't let it happen) 

And If you try to ruin my holiday- 

I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year. 

The turkey might have made the children vomit 

The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts 

But I will grin and bear it 

and this nightmare we will share it 

Till I get my only wish- it's 

Nothing's going to ruin my holiday 

No act of God or family fight 

'cause if you try to ruin my holiday 

I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life 

You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh 

This is going to be the best Christmas ever. 

Soon this crappy Christmas will be over 

And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self 

But until that happens I'll just continue laughing 

like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves. 

Nothing's going to ruin my holiday 

Not this year I won't let that be the case 

And If you try and ruin my holiday- 

I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face. 

Understand me 

This is going to be the best Christmas ever!