My First Christmas As A Woman Lyrics - The Vandals

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest 

and follow my dreams and to face 

a life of delusion and gender confusion 

no longer will be the case 

I never wanted army men or basketballs, 

I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls 

And dressing up in mother's clothing. 

My whole life I've been feeling only feminine 

It always seemed so useless trying to be a man 

Now that's a ghost of Christmas past 

Now it feels like the very first time, 

'cause it's going to be the very first time, 

that Christmas feels right to me. 

And I know that I'm looking good 

Just like a real girl should- 

It's my first Christmas as a woman 

A doctor reconstructed my genitals 

And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe 

for a guy who could love a girl like me. 

I took the hormones and I got my breasts 

This season's gonna be the best to me. 

I won't have to tuck it behind me 

Since I got my brand new vagina 

It's my first Christmas as a woman. 

Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off! 

My penis, chop it off 

It's no use to me. 

Cut it off! 

Chop it off! Chop it off! 

My penis, cut it off so I can finally be 

A Woman... 

Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal 

to be a post operation transsexual. 

now I'm a pretty lady 

Now it feels like the very first time, 

'cause it's going to be the very first time, 

that Christmas feels right to me. 

'cause I know that I'm looking good 

Just like a real girl should- 

It's my first Christmas as a woman