Johnny Two Bags Lyrics - Live Fast, Diarrhea - The Vandals

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad Brings him down 

But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the blues He 

thinks he should be black to have the blues He's too green to sing the blues 

and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues Oh Johnny do shut up, I 

know you think you got it rough You say your life is hard Well you didn't 

spend your life stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard Don't play me for 

a fool. Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream Chorus: You ain't black 

and you ain't blind You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind Well you're 

cleaned up and you're off the booze Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues 

Ken is struck in a wheel chair His spine is bent beyond repair He's not 

singin' the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he should be 

black to have the blues He's too green to sing the blues and Orange County 

ain't a breeding ground for blues Chorus You don't have to pay no dues or be 

born to lose Alot of people would kill to be in your shoes Maybe you weren't 

meant to sing the blues