I've Got An Ape Drape Lyrics - The Vandals

Make it like that famous country singer 

Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer 

Clean me up but let me keep my edge, 

In the day I like to keep it dignified 

But at night you know I got another side 

And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am 

Even if it's really really bad 

I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do 

They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you 

You can drive to Riverside and get one too 

And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do 

Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears 

I've been growin' that one braid back there for years 

I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche 

The front may conform to society 

But the back says I have personality 

Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad 

Make it short in front and long in back! 

If the top's not short enough that it stands up 

I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club 

But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail 

Now fix my kid so he looks just like me, 

And then matching crazy pants are all we need 

Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad. 

Norco Neck Warmer...Norco 

Hockey Hair...Nashville 

Mullet...Canada 

Forbidden Hair...Europe 

Shom...Florida