Disproportioned Head Lyrics - The Vandals

If my body was twice the size it was 

then I might look alright but I don't because, 

I've got a disproportioned head. 

And the people they point and laugh at me and 

they tell me it's huge 'cause honestly - 

I've got a disproportioned head. 

Don't try and be nice and say, "It's really not that big" 

'cause I am well aware that you are lying - about my head. 

It blocks out the sun like a parasol. 

And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll 'cause I've got a disproportioned head. 

And I can't make it better with surgery. 

So I'm stuck with a skull and the world can see, 

I've got a disproportioned head. 

Don't try and be nice to me because you think I'm near. 

I'm across the street and I can't hear. 

Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried. 

They don't really make them in my size...Head. 

And I can only fit in convertible cars. 

And my Mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar, 

'cause of my disoproportioned head 

And I'd go ahead and end it now 

If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head. 

I've got a disproportioned head [x3]