Desert Woman Lyrics - The Vandals

A thousand miles of desert- a million tons of sand 

A few less pounds of woman- a tired broken man 

A parching thrist that water couldn't quench 

My desert woman this frontier's only pearl 

How can I penetrate her lonely desert world? 

She doesn't need no make up- the sun powders her nose 

Natural, unshaven from her armpits to her toes 

A love as empty as a broken neon sign 

Only thing in common was her Levi's size and mine 

Now the desert shows no mercy to the timid or the weak 

So as she left the diner, I climbed into her jeep 

She did the rest, introduced me to this land 

Now she's my desert woman and I'm her desert man 

Like the lone coyote from this land I'll never stray 

A pound of Sioux peyote couldn't make me feel that way