4,3,2,1,0,-1 Lyrics - The Vandals

four, three, two, one, zero, minus one! 

STOP! ..pretending you're even having fun 

you just stand there looking dumb 

and bored with your thumb in your ass 

you're better than that. 

For once in your life before you retire 

be the leader of the choir 

set your pubic hair on fire 

just because [you feel like it] 

Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY! 

This shit could never ever be too loud for me 

So help us help you armpit fart 

'cause we're only getting started... 

Dance and bleed, Karate chop 

pray good times will never STOP... 

Oh boy is this great! 

Don't hesitate 

grab your feces like an ape 

and finally celebrate just because. 

Finally talk to a girl 

throw your dream journal in the urinal 

'cause with tap shoes and a girdle 

dreams really can come true 

be living proof. 

Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY! 

This shit could never ever be too loud for me 

So help us help you armpit fart 

'cause we're only getting started 

yeah, we're only getting started...STOP...GO..STOP! 

four, three, two, one, zero, minus one! 

participate 

it's the end of the wait 

show up late, masturbate 

tell your date you're in shape 

though you're not. 

Take off your shirt, 

eat a fistful of dirt 

never learn get a sunburn 

'cause it looks good on you. 

Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY! 

This shit could never ever be too loud for me 

So help us help you armpit fart, 

'cause we're only getting started... 

Yeah, we're only getting started... 

Yeah, we're only getting started... 

Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never STOP...[pretending]