Come Dancing Lyrics - Singles - The Tossers

Oh, when my granddad met with Patsy Cline 

He thought he'd have a wonderful time 

She stepped on his foot and he did pine 

I'm none the better for dancing 

I'm none the better for dancing 

I'm none the better for dancing 

Down at St. Anthony's, oh 

Well, Jim if we had a bob or two 

I'd tell you what we just might do 

Invite the ladies over a few 

And maybe the maids'll come dancing 

And maybe the maids'll come dancing 

And maybe the maids'll come dancing 

Down at St.Anthony's, oh 

Oh, well we told ol' Joe half eight for sure 

He turned around and told one more 

And four hundred natters turned up at the door 

All looking for maids to go dancing 

All looking for maids to go dancing 

All looking for maids to go dancing 

Down at St.Anthony's, oh 

Oh, well we nearly had to fend them off 

They came in the house and began to scoff 

Of refreshment sure there wasn't enough 

Enough for the maids to come dancing 

Enough for the maids to come dancing 

Enough for the maids to come dancing 

Down at St.Anthony's, oh 

Oh, well they got in the whiskey and brandy too 

Then Flannery spewed up on me shoe 

And he turned to me and said I love you 

Oh Jimmy, we better go dancing 

Oh Jimmy, we better go dancing 

Oh Jimmy, we better go dancing 

Down at St.Anthony's, oh 

Well, to the Ashford House on a Friday night 

Then Tuman's and Ginger's for a bite 

And it's exit that's open through all of the night 

If they'll let me back in to go dancing 

If they'll let me back in to go dancing 

If they'll let me back in to go dancing 

Down at St.Anthony's, oh 

Oh, now come my boys and be aware 

To make the scene you must take care 

And not show up with puke in your hair 

And maybe the maids will come dancing 

And maybe the maids will come dancing 

And maybe the maids will come dancing 

Down at St.Anthony's, oh