You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too Lyrics - The Statler Brothers

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR KATE AND EDITH TOO 

WRITERS BOBBY BRADDOCK, CURLY PUTMAN 

Well, we went out on a double date 

Me and Edith, you and Kate 

Before we got past their front gate 

There you were making eyes at Edith 

While you were making time with Kate. 

You can't have your Kate and Edith too 

You rascal you yodel-a-dio. 

Then we went to a drive in a show 

You were kissing on Kate, she wouldn't let you go 

I looked at Edith started feeling bold 

I found your big hairy hand holding on 

To the hand I was trying to hold. 

You can't have your Kate and Edith too 

You rascal you yodel-a-dio. 

Edith asked me if I would 

Get her some popcorn, I said I would 

When I got back dad-blame if you 

Hadn't crawled into the backseat with 

Kate and Edith was back there too. 

You can't have your Kate and Edith too 

You rascal you yodel-a-dio. 

Years have passed since that first date 

I married Edith, you married Kate 

Now every night when I come home 

Your car's in the driveway Kate's in the car 

And you and Edith are in the house alone. 

You can't have your Kate and Edith too 

You rascal you yodel-a-dio...