Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berell Lyrics - Statler Brothers Live - Sold Out - The Statler Brothers

I? m the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell 

I? ve know her since God only knows and I won? t tell 

I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell 

And surely she knows me just as well 

I can tell you her birthday and her daddy? s middle name 

The uncles on her mama? s side and the once they don? t claim 

What she? s got for Christmas since 1952 

And that? s only the beginning of the things I could tell you 

'Cause I? m the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell 

I? ve known her since God only knows and I won? t tell 

I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell 

And surely she knows me just as well 

I can tell you her favorite song and where she likes to park 

And why to this very day she? s scared of the dark 

How she got her nickname and that scar behind her knee 

If there? s anything you need to know about Shirley just ask me 

I know where she? s ticklish and her every little quirk 

The funnies she don? t read and her number at work 

I know what she stands for and what she won? t allow 

The only thing that I don? t know is where she is right now 

But I? m the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell 

I? ve know her since God only knows and I won? t tell 

I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell 

And surely she knows me just as well 

Oh, surely she knows me just as well