Sock Wearin' Man Lyrics - The Ron Titter Band

Son I'm so sorry, but Batman can't come to your birthday this year 

Though I can't afford much, I want to reward you for being the child I hold dear 

So I scoured the phone book for cowboys and clowns 

Til' one night at the bar on the hood of my car where a lost entertainer was found 

Sock wearin' man (sock wearin' man) 

Sock wearin' man (he's a sock wearin' man) 

Sock wearin' man 

He wears socks 

He had a kids show four decades ago that aired on local T.V. 

He did puppet plays that were funny and gay with socks on his hands and his feet 

His socks told great stories that spanned space and time 

But I didn't know that he'd just sold his sock back for a jug of cheap Mexican wine 

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Sock wearin' man (sock wearin' man) 

Sock wearin' man (he's a sock wearin' man) 

Sock wearin' man 

With no socks 

He banged on the screen door two hours before the party was supposed to begin 

He wore an old bathrobe and terrycloth shorts and a menacing, boozy-breathed grin 

He screamed, "Merry Christmas! I'm here for my show!" 

"Though I've lost all my props to the grapes and the hops, I've still got these ten callused toes 

Sock wearin' man (sock wearin' man) 

Sock wearin' man (he's a sock wearin' man) 

Sock wearin' man 

With no socks 

I quickly slipped sock man a folded up Jackson and tried to say thanks but no thanks 

He cursed me and cussed me and blind sucker-punched me - I ached as he stumbled away 

My son threw his party hat down and he cried 

He called his mother who lives in the suburbs and screamed, "Daddy lied! Daddy lied!" 

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Sock wearin' man (sock wearin' man) 

Sock wearin' man (sock wearin' man) 

Sock wearin' man 

He wears socks