Randy! Lyrics - The Ron Titter Band

You can still make out his name 

Writ large on the railroad bridge 

The letters may have faded 

But the memories never did 

Older and wiser, he lived in a world 

Where girls were good to go 

His parties never got busted 

And the beer was always cold 

Six pack alley piss 

Bad breath French kiss 

RANDY! 

Tell me where, tell me where, tell me where 

Has your bad ass gone? 

Randy knew his way 'round a tube top 

And his finger smelled so sweet 

He never had to pay for a hot dog 

'Cause he killed his own meat 

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The Spanish called him amigo 

The Hebrews called him a mensch 

As far as I'm concerned 

He was a bad ass son of a bitch 

Blue jean heartache 

Corn belt plumber snake 

RANDY! 

Tell me where, tell me where, tell me where 

Has your bad ass gone? 

Oh Randy, you were the paragon of manhood that I yearned to be 

I wish you didn't run away when I was just 14 

Last time I saw you you were drinking a tall boy 

hanging down by the railroad tracks 

You popped the top, you chugged it down 

Said "are you coming back"... hell you never looked back 

Randy's got the balls 

The chicks dig his balls 

Come on, motherfucker, come on!! 

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Randy dated my big sister 

I hoped he'd be my brother-in-law 

My parents couldn't stand him 

They were jealous - that's all 

Some say he's rotting in prison 

Others say he died in Iraq 

I don't care much about Jesus 

'Til Randy comes back! 

Crack a whippet, take a toke 

Master of the whisker poke 

Back room, pool cue 

Sweet Tammy chalky blue 

RANDY! 

Tell me where, tell me where, tell me where 

Has your bad ass gone