Do The Fonkey Horsey Lyrics - The Ron Titter Band

Well there's some geeked-out boys in Texas 

Who tried to find a brand new dance 

At a white collar redneck strip mall beer barn 

Where they didn't stand a chance 

They should've just learned the two-step 

And let it go at that 

Cause they turned off ev'ry Lone Star lady 

When they broke into that spaz attack 

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Cause they do the fonkey horsey (do the fonkey horsey) 

Do the fonkey horsey (do the fonkey horsey) 

Do the fonkey horsey (do the fonkey horsey) 

Do the fonkey horsey (do the fonkey horsey) 

Do the fonkey horsey 

Nay nay whinny winny! 

Nay nay whinny winny! 

Nay whinny whinny! 

Nay nay! 

From behind the Piney Curtain 

To the dusty, windswept plain 

Every blond-haired, blue-eyed beauty 

Didn't want a thing to do with them 

They should've just done the Cotton Eyed Joe 

In a backward Titleist cap 

Cause ya ain't gonna get the ladies 

When your dance steps step in crap 

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CHORUS 

I kick, I thrust, I jog, I spin 

I bob, Irene, IHOP, I grin 

I jiggy, I jaggy, I trip, I fall 

And with a nine-gallon hat I'll make a cattle call