Ladylike/whatta Bitch Lyrics - The Regrettes

Ladylike 

Be soft, be shy, read a book and learn to cook 

Be nice, be dumb, clean the floors and wash your pores 

Be light, be small, wear a dress below your knees, not less 

Be insecure, be a wife, cater to a man for the rest of your life 

WHATTA BITCH 

I heard that girl Lydia is a total fucking bitch 

I heard that she's a feminist so she must not shave her pits 

I heard that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble 

So if she comes your way you better book it on the double 

Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo 

Lydia got asked out by this hot guy at my school, Jim 

I heard that she said no 'cause she just wasn't that into him 

But clearly that's not true and she's just a lesbian 

Or she's fucking crazy and belongs in the looney bin 

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Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo 

I heard that girl Lydia plays guitar or some shit 

And I heard she's in a band like, "Wow you're so cool we get it" 

I heard that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble 

So if she comes your way you better book it on the double 

Ladylike 

Be soft, be shy, read a book and learn to cook 

Be nice, be dumb, clean the floors and wash your pores 

Be light, be small, wear a dress below your knees, not less 

Be insecure, be a wife, cater to a man for the rest of your life 

WHATTA BITCH 

I heard that girl Lydia is a total fucking bitch 

I heard that she's a feminist so she must not shave her pits 

I heard that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble 

So if she comes your way you better book it on the double 

Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo 

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Lydia got asked out by this hot guy at my school, Jim 

I heard that she said no 'cause she just wasn't that into him 

But clearly that's not true and she's just a lesbian 

Or she's fucking crazy and belongs in the looney bin 

Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo 

I heard that girl Lydia plays guitar or some shit 

And I heard she's in a band like, "Wow you're so cool we get it" 

I heard that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble 

So if she comes your way you better book it on the double 

Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo 

Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo