A Living Human Girl Lyrics - The Regrettes

I've got... pimples on my face 

And grease in my hair 

Prickly legs, go 'head and stare 

An ass full of stretch marks and little boobs 

A nice full belly that's filled with food 

Sometimes I'm pretty and sometimes I'm not 

So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot 

I don't exercise and I don't read books 

And if you want to criticize me, go ahead, take a look 

I'm not being bossy, I'm saying how I feel 

And I'm not a bitch for stating what is real 

Sometimes I'm girly and sometimes I'm not 

So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot 

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I bleed once a month 

Sometimes when I shave I get little red bumps 

I wear short skirts and sometimes long pants 

And I can dress how I want, not looking for a show of hands 

Sometimes I'm moody and sometimes I'm not 

Sometimes I'm lazy and sometimes I'm not 

Sometimes I'm crazy and sometimes I'm not 

Sometimes I'm angry and sometimes I'm not 

Sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm not 

I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot 

I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot 

I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot 

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I can be brave and I can be bold 

No matter what you have to say 

Oh I fall in love with people once a day 

But if you ask me out, I'm still allowed to say no way