Broken Record Lyrics - Singles - The Refreshments

Well, I fed your dog while you were on vacation 

Covered all your shifts for you operation 

But when you got back 

You still wouldn't show me your brand new silicone boobs 

So I took a walk around my neighborhood 

To get you off of my mind like I knew that I ought to 

But when I saw a big black van 

Run down a bird I had to think about you 

But no I'm not a quarterback, I'm not a fireman 

Still I can have any girl in Japan 

'Cause I'm a healthy 

Hundred and fifty nine pound American boy 

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Yeah you tell a story like a broken record 

And you tell a story like a broken record 

And I tell a story like a broken record 

But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway 

So you took another guy on that Caribbean cruise 

While I stayed home and cried into my bottle of pills 

But when you got back 

You didn't even have yourself a tan 'cause you stayed in your room 

So I fed your dog while you were out of town 

And I mowed your lawn when he wasn't around 

But when you got back 

You had the nerve to ask me if I had gone through some your clothes 

Yeah I'm right 

No I'm not a quarterback, I'm not a fireman 

Still I can have any girl in Japan 

'Cause I'm a healthy 

Hundred and fifty nine pound American boy, yeah yeah 

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Yeah you tell a story like a broken record 

And you tell a story like a broken record 

And I tell a story like a broken record 

But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway 

N-n-n-no, n-n-n-no 

No I'm not a quarterback, I'm not a fireman 

Still I can have any girl in Japan 

'Cause I'm a healthy 

Hundred and fifty nine pound American boy, yeah yeah 

Yeah you tell a story like a broken record 

And I tell a story like a broken record 

And we tell a story like a broken record 

But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you like 

You tell a story like a broken record and 

And I tell a story like a broken record 

And I like stories like a broken record 

But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway 

No, no, no, no, no, no, my, my 

Ain't jealous of, ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway