Missionary's Downfall Lyrics - The Planet Smashers

Everybody on your knees 

"It's God" say the Polynese 

They worship me mistakenly 

I say "Tiki, who was he?" 

Trader Vic at Hinky Dink's 

He liked sex and he liked to drink 

Built a temple to have fun 

Huri Popo everyone 

Aku-Aku, Mai-tai 

Tonight's the night it'll be just fine 

Gombay Smash or Kapu-Kai 

Can't be bothered by the 9 to 5 

Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight 

Island people are a generous bunch 

Offering drinks and buffet lunch 

No missionary could ever see 

Their downfall in Tahiti 

Could this be paradise? 

Hula skirts are really nice 

Sweet and fruity drinks with ice 

If I die this would suffice 

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Aku-Aku, Mai-tai 

Tonight's the night it'll be just fine 

Gombay Smash or Kapu-Kai 

Can't be bothered by the 9 to 5 

Come on I wuna lei ya at the coconut lounge tonight 

Aku-Aku, Mai-tai 

Tonight's the night it'll be just fine 

Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight 

Aku-Aku, Mai-tai 

Tonight's the night it'll be just fine 

Gombay Smash or Kapu-Kai 

Can't be bothered by the 9 to 5 

Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight 

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