It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long Lyrics - Singles - The Notorious Cherry Bombs

She used to call me baby 

I thought she was such a lady 

But my how things have changed 

Since times moved on 

I give her my last dollar 

And now all she'll do is holler 

Oh, my life has become 

A country song 

I've learned she can resist me 

By the way she always disses me 

And comes to bed at night 

With that cold cream on 

Sometimes I might feel frisky 

But these days it's just too risky 

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long 

All day long, it goes on and on 

If a tree fell in the forest 

She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong? 

I guess I should admit it 

She ain't ever gonna quit it 

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long 

Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny 

God, You oughtta see what's happened to her hiney 

Her what? Her hiney 

Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on 

Small plane? I'm tellin' you 

I used to roll her in the the clover 

But think God those days are over, Hallelujah! 

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long 

All day long, she knows on and on 

If some day they drop the big one 

I'd say sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave me alone 

It's alright if we say it 

'Cause the radio won't play it 

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long 

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long