Stavordale Rd, N5 Lyrics - The Nipple Erectors

Wet wallpaper, 

Curry stained mattress 

Mashed potato, ??? 

Well I went down shop and I bought a music paper 

Put it under my arm, I was gonna read it later 

I got on the tube and I opened up the paper 

Stayin' in a bedsit, stayin' in a bedsit 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now 

Stork margerine 

British council houses 

Golden Virginia, same old discos 

Well I queued in the chip shop for 16 minutes, 

And the greasy dago turned on the radio, 

It was coming out clear, it was Capital radio 

Stayin' in a bedsit, stayin' in a bedsit 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now 

Ejaculation 

McVities chocolate biscuits 

P45's, Cracks in the ceiling, 

Well I sat in my room and I watched the TV 

I stayed in my room and I watched the TV 

It was black, it was white, then it went crazy 

Stayin' in a bedsit, I'm stayin' in a bedsit 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now 

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now, Ya!