Tantalising Maggie Lyrics - Thoughts Of Emerlist Davjack - The Nice

Tantalising Maggie keeps a funny farm upstate 

Keeps her love awaiting when the hands are laying plate 

Drives an open sports car 'cos her boyfriend drives a plough 

So her father keeps on asking, 'What's that row!' 

Tantalising Maggie has a way with all the boys 

Sneaks up stairs a-barefoot so her father miss the noise 

Eats her breakfast in the pan, saves to wash the dish 

Slides into the river, and she hopes to catch a fish 

Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight 

'Cos if you don't it will be too darn late 

Maggie, Maggie keep yourself up straight 

'Cos if you don't it will be too darn late 

Tantalising Maggie keeps her perfume in the barn 

She shoots upstairs on Sunday when she visits funny farm 

She drives her car in platforms 'cos she hates to sit the streets 

Walks the last mile backwards, waves to all she meets