Married To My Hack Lyrics - Lost On The River - The New Basement Tapes

Five in the mornin' she 

would fix my lunch 

Put it in a paper sack 

Where I'm headed, I always 

appreciate it 

But I'd rather stay married to 

my hack 

I move like the breeze and 

the birds and the bees 

That I've never been known 

to look back 

I got fifteen women and all of them swimmin' 

But I'd rather stay married to my hack 

I move fifteen miles every 

minute, I'm all smiles 

I shoot by my sister's shack 

She's got some friend who 

waves at men, a fine little hen 

But I'd rather stay married to my hack 

I got twelve-wheel drive and 

An oversized hive 

And air-cooled brakes in the back 

Candy McGraft's always good for a laugh 

But I'd rather stay married to my hack 

I got a pedal to hit and an engine tha twon't quit 

And a carburetor that won't crack 

Maureen and Milly, they're 

a little silly 

But there's nothing that they do lack 

I got loose-eyed ladies who 

never seen a man 

Just waiting around the back 

Gimme a bottle or someone 

to throttle 

Cause I'd rather stay married 

to my hack