T$rl Lyrics - The Neighbourhood

True story real life, first let me say this 

I am black and white, everybody else just fakes it 

Everybody else so basic, stop tryin' please stay home 

We don't need another band in the grey zone 

Yeah I think we need change like a payphone 

True story real life, mama said I'd be a rockstar 

But rock n' roll is dead mama 

It's not long before the blogs are 

Until then I'll be a blogstar 

If you need me, you know where I'll be 

Man I'm either on the road or flying overseas 

I got a bunch of little girls crying over me 

True story real life, we got signed to a label 

And we infected the internet 

We started playing on the radio 

Do you really think we could say no 

With these million dollar checks on the table 

We were working at the mall on the payroll 

Now it's getting kinda hard just to lay low 

True story real life, the only guardian I have is me 

I'll kill myself with a pitchfork 

And I'm my own worst enemy 

And when I die leave me in the streets 

I want pigeons flying over me 

And I'm a vision to this whole thing 

So I don't care if you don't got any hope for me 

True story real life, I could use a little help 

And I'm talkin' bout girls like I got 'em but I don't 

I'm upset with myself 

Man I wish I could have sex with myself 

That would solve all of my issues 

You were crazy, but I miss you 

Now I'm alone with a box full of tissues 

True story real life, I don't feel like we made it 

Didn't mean to be a mystery 

We just didn't wanna say shit 

Now we're a little bit famous 

And I think I might hate it 

I could give a mothafuck about a plaque with double platinum 

Looks good when it's next to white and black 

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