The Idiot Bastard Son Lyrics - The Mothers Of Invention

The idiot bastard son: 

(THE FATHER'S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY . . . 

THE MOTHER'S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.) 

The idiot bastard son: 

(ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF A CAR . . . 

KENNY WILL STASH HIM AWAY IN A JAR) 

THE IDIOT BOY! 

Motorhead?: I never wanted to because I was too small to start with, I used to drink really some bad stuff . . . Wine, all kinds of wine! Mixed, seven different varieties . . . Thunderbird wine . . . I don't know but I chugged a fifth of White Port once and passed out one day (heh heh) . . . and I drank a quart of beer just before that . . . and we were out riding around in the desert . . . 

. . . very strange! Anyway . . . 

Try and imagine 

The window all covered in green 

All the time he would spend 

At the church he'd attend . . . 

Warming his pew 

Kenny will feed him & Ronnie will watch 

THE CHILD WILL THRIVE & GROW 

And enter the world 

Of liars & cheaters & people like you 

Who smile & think you know 

What this is about 

(YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING . . . maybe so) 

The song we sing: DO YOU KNOW? 

We're listening . . . 

THE IDIOT BOY! 

Try and imagine 

The window all covered in green 

All the time he would spend 

All the colors he'd blend . . . 

Where are they now? 

Gary Kellgren: Right now I have two hit records on the charts, but it has not made me any money. It has only brought me fame and glory, and a lot of work. Which I do, really not care to tell . . .