Soft-sell Conclusion Lyrics - The Mothers Of Invention

A lot of people don't bother about their 

friends in the vegetable kingdom. They 

think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can 

a person like myself say to a vegetable? 

But the answer is simple, my friends: 

Just call, and tell them how you feel 

about muffins...pumpkins...wax 

paper...Caledonia, Mahoganies, elbows 

...green things in general...and 

soon, a new rapport...you and your 

new little green and yellow buddies, 

grooving together...Oh, no! Maintaining 

your coolness together! Worshipping 

together in the church of your 

choice...(only in America...) 

Call any vegetable Call it by name 

Aw, you gotta call one today 

When you get off the train 

Call any vegetable 

And the chances are good 

WOW! That the vegetable will RESPOND to you 

Oh, no! Can you see them responding? The 

pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h 

h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H - H - HHHHHHHHHHHH! 

(What a pumpkin!)