Call Any Vegetable Lyrics - Singles - The Mothers Of Invention

(Cheesey, Cheesey) 

(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular 

They're real good for yo) 

Call any vegetable Call it by name 

Call one today When you get off the train 

Call any vegetable And the chances are good 

Aw, The vegetable will respond to you 

(Some people don't go for prunes...I 

don't know, I've always found that if they...) 

Call any vegetable Pick up your phone 

Think of a vegetable Lonely at home 

Call any vegetable And the chances are good 

That a vegetable will respond to you 

Rutabaga, Rutabaga, 

Rutabaga, Rutabaga, 

Rutabay-y-y-y... 

(A prune isn't really a vegetable... 

CABBAGE is a vegetable...) 

No one will know 

If you don't want to let them know 

No one will know 

'Less it's you that might tell them so 

Call and they'll come to you 

Covered with dew 

Vegetables dream, Of responding to you 

Standing there shiny and proud by your side 

Holding your hand while the neighbors decide 

Why is a vegetable something to hide?