The Lighter Side Of Dating Lyrics - M-80 - The Monochrome Set

Monster multispeed vibrator 

EverReady PP3 

Coffee, ginseng, percolator 

Love cream and vitamin E 

Get hip, unzip your lip and flip out now 

Allow your jowl a howl and rip out now 

Miss Universe is not averse 

To bisexuality 

I think abortion is a caution 

And I like to ski 

Arab strap, 10" erection 

Vacuum pumps and padded pants 

Carrot juice for the complexion 

Stud 100, chocolate ants 

Get smart, and start to tart your heart with art 

Spread out your head and educate your parts 

Miss Solar System, when asked to list them 

Said she had no men 

I'm still a virgin, with no urge in 

Vote for my hymen 

Karma Sutra, Perfumed Garden 

Shave the legs to smooth from rough 

Esteé Lauder, Chanel, Arden 

Eyebrow pencil, powder puff 

Get high, untie your thigh and fly, Lotte 

Submerge in a dirge and emerge potty 

In silver bells and little else 

I wiggle and I sway 

I'll either be a Penthouse Pet 

Or an easy lay