Who's Got The Crack? Lyrics - The Moldy Peaches

Theres no such thing as a harmless joke 

Theres no such thing as a gentle toke 

Theres no such thing as panama jack 

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack? 

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack? 

I am a goat in a moat with a boat 

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack? 

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack? 

I like it when my hair is poofy 

I like it when you slip me a roofy 

I like it when you've got the crack 

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack? 

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack? 

I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love 

Its hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove 

I wanna be reckless but Im feeling so uptight 

Put your mama in a headlock baby and do it right 

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack? 

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack? 

Whos got the crack?