Rainbows Lyrics - The Moldy Peaches

You gotta have rain 

to have a rainbow 

You gotta have dick 

To have a dick in your mouth 

You gotta skin a rich kid 

to wear a rich kid suit 

And you've gotta know by now I think you're cute 

The problem with kids today is they're 

Always thinkin' bout getting laid 

When they should just play some games 

Like stick the dick in the hole 

And you wanna know something grand? 

The other night I met a guy named Chad 

And he liked doing other things 

Like playing hockey YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH NO 

And I hear you got a digeridoo 

And ah a (?) too 

Why don't you come over and jam? 

Hey... remember that time you fucked the jelly? 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO! 

Then came two 

Me and you 

You and me 

And we're standing on our feet 

Then came she 

Then came he 

They were we 

Now we're flyin' on our wings 

Into the night 

We took our might 

Black or white 

With the power of our dreams, the power of our dreams 

Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet 

She takes her coffee with a cigarette 

She misses people she hasn't even met 

She is me and you are listening to me sing 

And you've got to want to fuck me 

And you've gotta want to tickle my peeney 

And you've gotta want to rub my vagiiineeeey 

Hey, after this who wants to go shit in a condom with me? 

If you fuckin' do, say "Cha cha cha." 

AUDIENCE: "CHA CHA CHA" 

ADAM AND KIMYA: "Imperial Margarine- because we like it."