Hygiene Aisle Lyrics - Singles - The Methadones

I pretended that I didn't notice you from a dread of locking eyes 

As I push my cart down the hygiene aisle I thought back to a certain time 

I tried to look preoccupied as I read the ingredients to the Listerine 

Then I felt a nudge on my shoulder I turned around and acted surprised, just like I despise 

I really wish it was anyone but you when I tried forming a smile 

Things like this always seem to happen at the strangest times 

Of all places the hygiene aisle 

It was the last thing in the world that I ever wanted to do 

There was no chance of getting rid of you 

Your stupid babble was clouding up the air 

Meaningless things you felt a need to share-you felt a need to share 

I really wish it was anyone but you when I tried forming a smile 

Things like this always seem to happen at the strangest times 

Of all places the hygiene aisle