California Girls Lyrics - Distortion - The Magnetic Fields

See them on their big bright screen 

Tan and blonde and seventeen 

Eating nonfood keeps them mean 

But they're young forever 

If they must grow up 

They marry dukes and earls 

I hate California girls 

They ain't broke, so they put on airs 

The faux folk sans derrieres 

They breathe coke and they have affairs 

With each passing rock star 

They come on like squares 

Then get off like squirrels 

I hate California girls 

Looking down their perfect noses 

At me and my kind 

Do they think we won't? 

Well, never mind 

Laughing through their perfect teeth 

At everyone I know 

Do they think we won't 

Get up and go? So 

I have planned my grand attacks 

I will stand behind their backs 

With my brand-new battle ax 

Then will they taste my wrath 

They will hear me say 

As the pavement whirls 

"I hate California girls" 

They will hear me say 

As the pavement whirls 

"I hate California girls" 

They will hear me say 

As the pavement whirls 

"I hate California girls" 

They will hear me say 

As the pavement whirls 

"I hate California girls" 

They will hear me say 

As the pavement whirls 

"I hate California girls" 

They will hear me say 

As the pavement whirls