Reba Lyrics - The Lonely Island

Oh! Its been a long time coming. 

Two of the worlds greatest. 

Americas sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire. (Yeah, yeah. How ya doing Andy?) 

Were about to take it to the top. (Hoo hoo hoo hoo.) 

Hit em Reba. 

Haters in my face trying to keep me down 

But you know we keep on shinin. (Here we go!) 

Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds 

Bout to set this track on fire. (Yeah!) 

Shes the queen of country 

Hes the comedy prince 

Making something out of nothing. (Ha ha!) 

We hooked up in the studio to make this song. 

But as usual we ended up fucking. (No doubt.) 

Flash back to when I first met Reba 

Sitcom dressing room, puffing on Cheeba 

Said I was a fan, she said prove it 

Dropped her denim skirt and said, hop to it. 

Made love all night. (More like we fucked.) 

Kids banging on the door trying to interrupt 

But them autographs can wait, cuz this is way too strong 

I cant leave it alone, because her pussy's the bomb. 

Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact 

But these N words keep on trippin'(OK) 

So I stay on my prime and drop these hits 

Cuz I cant go back to stripping (I'm Reba!) 

You're my undercover freak 

And your my best friend, but our families don't approve. 

That's right, cuz I'm a city boy 

And I'm a country girl, and I'll never leave your sweet balls blue. 

That's because a girl like Reba got just what I need 

With big broad shoulders and a red ass weave (And a penis.) 

Hot damn, she fly. 

All she wanna do is bump me 

I'm a lucky guy (I'm a guy too) 

My friends think I should dump her 

They say shes a man who found a wig in a dumpster. (Your friends are smart.) 

Nah, Rebes, they're just jealous 

Cuz I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas. (Hanging like my nuts.) 

Word up. They're just liars. 

They cant believe I can pull Reba McEntire. 

Ever since I came out of my mamas butt 

I knew I was destined for greatness. (Yeah!) 

I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig 

And thought, hey brother, I'm gonna take this. (Tell em, Reba!) 

So I put it right on and took a stroll 

Right over to 30 Rock (SNL!) 

I saw Andy Sandberg and he thought I was Reba 

And I made him suck my dirty cock. 

So there you have it 

Two worlds collide 

Were the new Bonnie and Clyde (Reba.) 

From haystacks to maybachs our love will survive 

For Reba Ill ride til the day that we die.