Incredible Thoughts Lyrics - The Lonely Island

Incredible thoughts 

Incredible minds 

I'm so overwhelmed 

How did my brain conceive them? 

A snow-white dove in the pitch-black night 

A rain drop falls from tremendous heights 

A wave crashes off of a cliff in Scotland 

A child bites an apple, but the core is rotten 

TV is free, but what is the cost? 

We have GPS and yet, we're still lost 

A carrot in the desert, a camel in the garden 

A man with giant ears begging your pardon 

What if a garbage man was actually smart? 

A common misconception that we're tearing apart 

And to a dog, dog food is just food 

And to a sock, a mansion's just a big shoe 

A Milk Dud, sitting in the acid rain 

A housecat addicted to the cocaine 

No teeth, unlimited floss 

These are just a few of our incredible thoughts 

Incredible thoughts, incredible minds 

Too many great ideas inside 

It's a miracle my head can contain them 

My spectacular brain 

For all humankind 

Changing how we think about space and time 

Now it's time to share them with the people 

A ballerina waits for the bus 

A number-one dad trophy covered in rust 

An nun dunked in basketball living the impossible 

A man breaks his leg inside a hospital 

We just thought of that and it can change the world 

World like a smart oyster full of pearls 

Such as has an ultrasound of a new baby 

With a Santa hat drawn on, yeah that's my kind of Christmas card 

What if a butterfly was made out of butter? 

These small thoughts could destroy Big Brother 

The world's cutest kittens just hugging a dog 

Just one of our incredible thoughts 

What if one thought could cure the people? 

What if one song could end all evil? 

Imagine if a fish could play guitar 

And also sing, it would sound bizarre like 

"My name is Mr. Fish 

These guys thoughts have granted my wish" 

And that may have just changed the course of time 

I swear my mind blows my mind, incredible 

Incredible thoughts, incredible minds 

Too many great ideas inside 

It's a miracle my head can contain them 

My spectacular brain 

For all humankind 

Changing how we think about space and time 

Now it's time to share them with the people, my brain is a genius 

Incredible thoughts 

Incredible minds 

I'm so overwhelmed 

How did my brain conceive them?