I'm A Weirdo Lyrics - The Lonely Island

I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo 

People looking at me crazy, I don't care though 

I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo 

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no 

I say fuck no, I say fuck no 

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no 

I'm a weirdo not a hero 

Had a psych eval didn't clear, though 

Ergo I say ear-go 

Cut my ear off, now I can't hear stereo 

If that makes me weird, I'm weird 

I use a Mach-3 razor on my beard 

I use a Mach-10 razor down down here 

Seven more blades cause I like it sheer 

Use a banana as a telephone 

Use a banana as a telephone 

Use a banana as a telephone 

Spoon in my ear cause my brain's made of gelatone 

Latin girls say "turn up the Reggaeton" 

But it's me in a wig, mind is hella gone 

"Ay papi, you crazy" 

Yeah I'm crazy for driving Miss Daisy 

Best picture, must be doing something right 

Chicken bit off my dick at a cockfight 

Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight 

Bit a cop, got a ticket for a cock bite 

I'm demented and deranged, motherfucker 

Choose the middle seat on a plane, motherfucker 

Just wrong like a dog in Ray-Bans 

Piss off the roof, you could call me Rain Man 

Best picture, must be doing something right 

Fuck, I'm repeating myself, man, I'm not right 

I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo 

People looking at me crazy, I don't care though 

I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo 

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no 

I say fuck no, I say fuck no 

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no 

Ask me if I give a fuck, I say fuck no