Vasectomy Lyrics - Singles - The Limeliters

Well, I went to see my Doctor, 

I said, "Doc, I can't pay my bills! 

The rent's all spent, 

The truck's got a dent, 

And I think I'm gettin' the chills 

From being forced to sleep alone, 

You see this house just ain't no home, 

I can't afford no kids, 

My life is on the skids, 

'Cause my woman says 

"Leave me alone, 

Unless you get a vasectomy! 

You ought to get a vasectomy! 

Just one little male alteration 

Can keep us from another altercation! 

Get a vasectomy! 

You ought to get a vasectomy! 

Oh what a vas deferens there could be!" 

Well, the next thing I know, 

I'm laying on a table 

With a light shinin' in my eyes! 

They strapped my wrists, 

They strapped my ankles, 

And they double-strapped my thighs! 

The nurses were a gigglin' 

And I was a wigglin', 

Most uncomfortably, 

When the Doc walked in, 

With a perverted grin, 

And here's what he said to me: 

"It only hurts 

For a little while, 

That's what they tell me, 

That's what they say!" 

Oooeeeiy! Ooooh! Aiiiy Oh! 

Well, it's two weeks later, 

And I feel a little better, 

My mind is more at ease. 

The rent's still spent, 

The truck's got a dent, 

But my woman's no longer a tease! 

And even down at the office, 

There is a lot more interest in me, 

The girls all grin when I walk in! 

And brother, they mean to please 

A man with a vasectomy, 

You ought to get a vasectomy! 

Like a sun-kissed orange, 

I've been squeezed, 

'Cause its all juice and there's no seed! 

Well, a vasedctomy! 

You ought to get a vasectomy! 

Oh what a vas deferens! 

It's beginnin' to make a little sense! 

Oh what a vas deferens there could...' 

Here is the part that I like the most, 

It takes the danger out of bein' close! 

Oh what a vas deferens there could.. 

They snip those little suckers right in two 

And clamp 'em of with super-glue! 

Oh what a vas deferens there could be!