Lady Shoes Lyrics - The Jesus Lizard

There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano 

While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother 

While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother 

And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano 

And jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano 

Meanwhile, the local maternity ward, nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer 

She kills all the little babies, destroys the monitoring system 

Says she got some time to stick around 

She calls the doctor, said look what I've done 

She calls the doctor, said look what I've done 

She calls the doctor, said look what I've done 

Doctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in her cap 

And then the motel manager comes by 

And takes a little shit in his hand, and then he takes a little shit in his hand 

And then he takes a little shit in his hand 

And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick