Joanie's Got Problems Lyrics - The Huntingtons

well i know a girl and her name is joanie 

she tries to be cool but she acts so funny 

and if she had a clue she'd trade it all away 

she's not as pretty as she'd like to be 

so she signed up for cosmetic surguery 

'cause the doctor said she wouldn't feel a thing 

she went into the wrong room 

and i don't think she'll be walking 

anytime soon, no 

joanie well she's got a problem 

problem what to say 

she's gonna try to stop to rehabilitate 

to get her messed up life back straight 

she's got a problem now 

she just wanted a tummy tuck a cute button nose and some lyposuction 

to look like one of those snotty power girls 

she looked in the mirror and shut her eyes real tight 

'cause what was lookin' back was lookin' more like 

jerry lewis than geri haliwell 

she went into the wrong room 

and i don't think she'll be smiling 

anytime soon, no 

she's had some bad years before 

but they were always ones we could ignore 

she's headin' straight the wrong way now 

she's no prom queen now