Flying Doctor Lyrics - 25 Years On - The Hawklords

He sneaks through the door of the surgery 

He's got the drug cabinet key 

He did something funny and he tied up his arm 

It's just the flying doctor, no cause for alarm 

He sprinkled out a powder and spread out a line 

He sniffed it up his nostril and he's feeling so fine 

Feeling so fine, it feels like he's flying 

Feeling so fine, it feels like he's flying 

His receptionist saw him, it certainly shocked her 

She said "Look out, you'd better duck, 

Here comes the Flying Doctor" 

Out in the outback, there's been an outbreak 

And the Flying Doctor's got nothing to take 

He went to the cabinet and the cabinet was bare 

His eyes dilated, you can see by his stare 

Called up his base on the radio, 

He said; "My supplies are running low, 

They're running low, you can see where they go 

They're running low, I see where they go" 

Out in the outback with my Percival Proctor 

Look out you'd better duck, 

Here comes the Flying Doctor 

He's got the cabinet key, 

The cabinet key, the cabinet key... 

"This is the Flying Doctor calling Wallarolla base 

Wallorola base come in please... 

I want to talk to you about my drugs situation... 

My drug situation is rather tight... 

About as tight as a kangaroo's khyber, I'd say" 

Cabinet key, cabinet key? 

"Wake up ! - One, two, three, four" 

A Sheila in the bush by a Koolahbar tree 

Needed an urgent appendectomy 

The Flying Doctor like a true Australian, 

Performed the operation with a sardine can 

He made a rough incision and tried to chew it out 

He had no anesthetic, so she started to shout 

She started to shout, when he was chewing it out 

She started to shout, he tried to chew it right out 

He balled up his fist and scientifically socked her 

Look out you'd better duck, 

Here comes the Flying Doctor 

Cabinet key, cabinet key, cabinet key...