Crab Dance Lyrics - Mother Juno - The Gun Club

Everybody always liked Johnny's mother 

Everybody always thought that she was so cool 

Everybody went over to her friend's one day 

she had no choice, but to eat it, 

and wow! What a time we had! 

she had to do the Crab Dance 

wow! What a time we had! 

she had to do the Crab Dance 

Well, she really thought that she was going to make it 

so, she moved out to HOLLYWOOD 

she went out to become an actress 

she got down to take it, 

and wow! What a time we had! 

she had to do the Crab Dance 

and wow! What a time we had! 

she had to do the Crab Dance 

Well, she really thought that she was going to make it 

she sped straight down to the bottom 

writhing in circles down there 

making a film about HOLLYWOOD! 

and wow! What a time we had! 

she had to do the Crab Dance 

and wow! What a time we had! 

she had to do the Crab Dance 

But, she really thought that she was gonna make it 

but, bright are the lights of HOLLYWOOD! 

loud are the shouts of HOLLYWOOD! 

and all the choices are taken, 

(3-dimensional guitar solo by Kid Congo Powers) 

Everybody always like Johnny's mother 

Everybody watches her show everyday 

from somewhere near Champaign, Illinois 

we all got down to take it! 

and wow! What a time we had! 

she had to do the Crab Dance 

wow! What a time we had! 

she had to do the Crab Dance 

she really had to do it 

she didn't have a choice 

to do the Crab Dance 

to do the Crab Dance 

Well, you torn your dress, your face is a mess 

you can get enough a 

you got a transmission and a live wire 

to do the Crab Dance 

to do the Crab Dance 

Well, Crab Dancing! Crab Dancing!