Welcome to the New York Gubernatorial Debate. Ill be your DJ this evening. Take it away.
I represent The Rent is Too Damn High Party.
People working 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week -
Some a third job why?
The rent is too damn high!
The people Im here to represent
cant afford to pay their rent.
Cause rent is too damn high!
The people being laid off right now
cant eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner!
Only a governor, like a father of a house
can put everything in control.
The bottom line is, the economic state of emergency
is the way to go!
To go, go, go, go!
This will reduce the cost, you cut the rent down
you cut the taxes down!
To give business owners a chance to hire people!
To give business owners a chance to hire people!
That is it, nothing else to be said!
End of subject, theres nothing else to talk about.
Some say, Im a one issue candidate.
But it all boils down to one thing!
What? RENT!
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Is too damn high!
The people Im here to represent
cant afford to pay their rent.
Cause rent is too damn high!
The people being laid off right now
cant eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner!
Only a governor, like a father of a house
can put everything in control.
The bottom line is, the economic state of emergency
is the way to go, The way to go!
To go, go, go, go!
Rent is too damn high!
The rent is too damn high. (too damn high!)
Rent is too DAMN high!
The rent is too damn high. (too damn high!)
Too damn high, too damn high, too damn high!
Rent is too DAMN high!
The rent is too damn high.
Closing statement
As a karate expert,
I will not talk about anyone up here.
Listen!
Someones childs stomach just growled.
Did you hear it? Did you did you hear it?
Gotta listen like me.
Because our children cant afford to live anywhere.
Once again, why?
You said it - -
The rent is too damn high!
Mr. McMillan, whats your position on gay-shoe marriage?
Rent Too Damn High Party if you want to marry a shoe, Ill marry her.
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