Don't Have Lyrics - Singles - The Getten Brothers

(Check, check, check) 

This is a little insight into my life 

If you wanna listen... 

Welcome to the show 

Watch movies all night, I sleep all day 

Don't have a job, so I don't get paid 

Don't have money, so I don't get laid 

Don't have a honey, so I have no maid 

Gotta do my laundry, make my food 

Gotta wipe my ass and not act rude (Christopher Sean!) 

Two shakes of piss off my leg, off my shlong 

Missed the blong cause it's not too long 

Forgot to flush 

So the room smells funky 

Now, back to bed and probably just spank the monkey 

Don't have no woman, so I get no loving 

Don't catch my chicken and put it in the oven 

Wearing dirty clothes out a giant dirty hamper 

Still smell like shit 

Didn't have no paper 

Use my other sock since this one's scum 

Don't have a job so they say I'm dumb 

Don't have a mortgage or a couple of bills 

So I don't have to stress over a bottle of pills 

I don't have to live, so can I ever die? 

Don't wear a cross, will I ever crucify? 

Don't have no wrists, can I ever commit suicide? 

(Oh boy) 

Don't have a body, does that mean that I'm godly? 

Gotta bucket of chicken wings, does it mean I could fly? 

Not dressed in a suit, am I still a guy? 

Just checked her out, does it mean I gotta buy? 

These giants don't play, I think they got a bye 

This week my tattoo's fading 

Does that mean I should go get some shading? 

I dreamt I was the sun shining life onto the planet 

Who am I? Do I have a parent? 

Just chasing my holy shamrock 

My ol' lucky, lucky shamrock 

(Lucky, Lucky shamrock)