The Big Surprise Lyrics - Singles - The Elms

I am back, this time, Im the big surprise 

And Im hiding behind your sofa 

Im the culture shock, temporary block 

And Ill love you for the next five minutes 

Im your magazine, cos you read me clean 

Without taking any time for pictures 

Im your hand grenade and your lemonade 

Cos Ill blow up and leave you soured 

Find somebody with a working car 

And drive them crazy, too 

The big surprise is me 

I worked extra hard to pick your birthday card 

You just threw it out and kept my money 

I got up at six to make your favorite dish 

So I sank when you said, you werent hungry 

Filed your tax return, let some candles burn 

Played Mozart, to make your plants grow 

Then I clipped the trees, got down on my knees 

Not to work, just to pray, youd see me 

Find somebody who will paint your house 

And gloss them over, too