I Am Right! Lyrics - Faster... Louder: The Dictators' Best 1975-2001 - The Dictators

So tell me pretty baby 

Are you still talking 'bout yourself? 

You're such a non-conformist 

Just like everybody else 

And if you had a heart, tell me would you use it 

And if you had a thought, I think you'd confuse it 

And if you understood exactly what I'm saying 

Would you have the common sense to 

Kiss my ass 

'Cause I am right 

I am right, I am right 

I am right 

I'd like to take your ego and crush it into a little ball 

And then I'd take my baseball bat 

And knock it over the centerfield wall 

'Cause if you had a soul, I think you would sell it 

And if you had a life, you'd serve your time in hell 

Justice can be sweet, power is corrupting 

So it would be my pleasure to have you 

Kiss my ass 

'Cause I am right 

I am right, I am right 

I am right 

And if there was a god, I think she'd give her blessings 

To every dirty deed, I would be confessing 

So before I knock on heaven's door 

Please grant my last request 

Would you be so kind as to 

Kiss my ass 

'Cause I am right 

I am right, I am right 

I am right