Exercise Man Lyrics - The Dean Ween Group

In the rain and snow when it's 20 below for the exercise man 

He'll ride that stupid bike as far as he can he's the exercise man 

He's got sponsors on the jersey he wears on his back 

He'll die at 57 of a heart attack 

but he'll ride that fuckin' bike as far as he can he's the exercise man 

He uses the weight room at the motel 6 cuz he's the exercise man 

He's ran 20 miles by a quarter to 6 cuz he's the exercise man 

He eats broccoli and wheat germ and it's all gluten free 

He's a regular patron at the GNC 

He's got a powerful handshake and a permanent tan he's the exercise man 

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! You're the Exercise Man 

Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! You're the Exercise Man 

7 miles of traffic backed up in a turn 

but you're pumpin' your legs and you're feelin' the burn 

and you'll ride that fuckin' bike just as far as you can, you're the exercise man 

stupid asshole.... exercise man 

fuckin' douchebag.... exercise man 

fuck you... exercise man 

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