History Of The World Part 1 Lyrics - The Damned

I just hit the ground, boy, have I arrived? 

Tell the dinosaurs, they just won't survive 

So I fell, and you just laughed, you think that I can't stand 

To see me trip this way, you think I'm second hand 

I have seen it all, she's the only one 

She belongs to me, I'm the lonely one 

Counting sheep and swatting flies, you think there's no more left 

Talk is cheap, how many lies sustain a single breath? 

Adam Chance and Zorro 

Take them with a pinch of salt 

Sad about tomorrow 

Sorry, but it's not my fault 

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While they were shooting at the moon 

Somebody croaked and no one heard 

What's a sin or two 

In the history of the world 

Someone said to me, "Why d'ya play so loud?" 

What do you want from me, you corrupt the crowd 

Miles of print you'd think, we'd thought of nothing else 

There's more important things than ink and decibels 

Leave it to tomorrow 

Corporal Clott and Stalingrad 

They're the ones to follow 

They're the ones that make me glad 

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Nobody alive and no one left 

Nobody cares or ain't you heard 

Looks like I'll take my dying breath 

In the history of the world 

The history of the world, part one