Batman's Skantz Lyrics - Singles - The Cut Throat Razors

Gothic Gotham City on a chillin night 

There was a scream from a dream 

That started a fright 

I turned around to a sound 

That made me stiff 

And a feisty feline offerin me a lift 

And she said BATMAN wont you come over here 

And she said BATMAN you have nothing to fear 

And she said BATMAN wont you step inside 

But please can you put these underpants on? 

Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz 

Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz 

Good golly! I like wearing Batmans . 

They were grey coloured pants right up to my waist 

I said lady, you have the most disturbing taste 

I could tell from the smell theyd been worn before 

And the knicker elastic really made me sore 

And she said BATMAN wont you come over here 

And she said BATMAN you have nothing to fear 

And she said BATMAN wont you come inside 

But please can you keep your underpants on? 

Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz 

Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz 

Good golly! I like wearing Batmans . 

Holy Smoke Batman 

Cave dwelling creatures that come out in the night 

They gave her thrills and her shrills and nocturnal delight 

She had a frown at the brown in my smelly pants 

And a feast on the beast in Batmans skantz 

And she said BATMAN wont you come over here 

And she said BATMAN wont you come over there 

And she said BATMAN wont you come everywhere 

But please can I try your underpants on? 

Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz 

Good golly! I like wearing Batmans skantz 

Good golly! I like wearing Batmans . 

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