Ivan Meets G.i. Joe Lyrics - Sandinista - The Clash

So you're on the floor, at fifty-four 

Think you can last, at the palace 

Does your body go, to the to and fro 

Tonight's the night, or didn't you know 

That Ivan meets G. I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

He tried his tricks, that ruskie bear 

The United Nations said it's all fair 

He did the radiation, he did the chemical plague 

He could not win, with a cossacks spin 

The Vostok bomb, the Stalin strike 

He tried every move, he tried to hitch hike 

He drilled a hole, like a Russian star 

He made every move, in his repertoire 

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When Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G I. Joe 

It's G.I. Joe's, turn to blow 

He turned it on, cool and slow 

He tried a payphone call, to the Pentagon 

A radar scan, a Leviathan 

He wiped the earth, clean as a plate 

What does it take, to make a ruskie break? 

But the crowd are bored, and off they go 

Over the road, to watch China go 

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Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe 

Ivan meets G.I. Joe