Trump: The Rusical Lyrics - The Cast Of Rupaul's Drag Race, Season 11

Oh, Donny, I just had the best summer of my life 

Nothing can make it better 

*DONNY whispering* 

You want me to what? 

Is that sanitary? 

Trump High's the worst 

It's absurd, spread the word 

It's our school and it's sleazy 

Trump High's the worst 

Just the worst, it's the worst 

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Good morning, students 

It's me, Betsy DeVos 

Can you believe I'm your principal? 

I've never been inside a school before 

Ah, but welcome 

To your first day back at Trump School for Girls 

Hahaha 

Hahahahaha 

Ha... hmm 

Uh, hi! 

Omarosa? 

Hi, Shandy 

Meet the Foxy Ladies 

This is Kellyanne 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders 

And our H.B.I.C., Ivanka 

We're seniors and we rule the school 

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Who are they? 

That's Ivana and Melania 

Hi, Ivana... welcome you to school 

Oh, what did you do this summer? 

I met a boy in Moscow 

His hairdo was wild! 

Ooh, spill the tea! 

Trump-er humpin', it was a gas 

Trump-er humpin', no alternative facts 

Such the stud, orange and tall 

Did he talk about building a wall? 

Moscow bliss with my bad hombre 

But, oh, that Moscow tryst 

Trump-a, Trump-a 

Trump-a, Trump-a 

It was golden 

Did he have little hands? 

He kept tweeting about travel bans 

Was he the best sex you ever had? 

Ugh, you guys, we're talking about my dad 

Oh, that Moscow tryst 

*Motorcycles revving* 

Well, if it isn't Crooked Hillary, that loser Rosie O'Donnell, and 

Stormi Daniels? 

I hear she's the dirtiest dancer at Pocahontas High 

With an X-rated reputation 

Ladies, time's up! 

This president is problematic! 

*Motorcycles revving* 

He's totally traumatic! 

*Motorcycles revving* 

He's a super callous, fragile racist who's sexist and atrocious! 

Not bad for an adult film star, huh? 

He's cheese frightening! 

Hey, cheese frightening, you're screwing our democracy 

Cheese frightenin', ew, cheese frightenin' 

Hey, cheese frightenin', I can't with the hypocrisy 

She's persistent, bitch, we're resistant 

From sucking up to Putin and his Twitter tootin' 

He's a blowhard full of blabber 

And a legend hooha-grabber 

Cheese frightening 

He's the grand Cheeto in chief 

For you, where's the beef? 

Bye, cheese frightening 

Bye, bye, bye, bye 

Cheese frightening 

Whoo! 

Ladies, look at you 

You're such strong, smart, capable women 

Why do you let him do this to you? 

Hillary, you just don't get it 

There is nothing I won't do (La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la) 

For my orange Donny-poo (La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, ow) 

Daddy's goal is very plain (Bum, bum, bum) 

Make America white again (Bum, bum, bum) 

So he thinks I'm hot 

Don't you? 

Trust there's nothing we won't do 

For Trump's tweets, I rationalize 

Read my lips, not my dead eyes 

In the pressroom, nine-to-five 

Tryin' to keep this gig alive 

They even call me "White House Shrew" 

'Cause, bitch, there's nothing I won't do 

Me too, me too, me too 

Ladies, that was beautiful 

Thank you, Omarosa 

Oh, by the way, you're fired 

I'm hopelessly demoted... again? 

I can't believe I spent my whole life suckin' up to a TV star 

What do I do now? 

Oprah, Oprah, Oprah 

Did someone say "Oprah?" 

Isn't it good to see me? 

Hit it! 

A tale that's so obvi' 

Supreme reality bitch O.G 

Thirstiest ex-apprentice you could clock 

A destiny all aflutter 

Loved you on Celebrity Big Brother! 

Forget about that anchor job over at FOX 

White House ex-staffer 

Goodbye to rides on Air Force One and Two 

White House ex-staffer 

Um, it's not like I was fired 

Girl, get a clue 

Now you've got the dump from Trump the chump 

Wake up and smell the tea 

Just write a tell-all book 

And hock it on TV 

Don't get mad, get everything 

White House ex-staffer 

Oprah, Oprah, Oprah 

Miss Winfrey... Miss Winfrey... 

Hi, guys, it's me again, Betsy DeVos 

Can you believe it? I'm still here 

It's almost the end of the school year 

But unlike other coming-of-age stories 

In this one, the girl doesn't become a slut for some guy 

She owns her sexual power, hmm-hmm-hmm 

Hahaha, I still have no idea what I'm doing 

Hahaha 

*School bell rings* 

Oh... 

Donny, you're back! 

Hi, Donny! 

Nice jacket, Trumpy 

Forget about him, look at her! 

Take a picture, it'll last longer 

When I fell for you, I was deluded 

I put my hopes on a clown 

But you lied, cheated, and colluded 

Bitch, you're gettin' booted 

And I cutie-patoot it! 

Ladies, gather 'round (Pow!) 

Women have had enough 

The glass ceiling shatters now 

Ladies I've found (Pow! Pow!) 

Powerful and tough 

Join with me and make a sound 

Yes, we're down 

It's time we run this town 

Power to the pussy 

Ugh, finally 

Goodbye, pussy bow 

Hello, pussy hat 

Ladies, this is a teaching moment 

And you don't have to do it alone 

I can't believe what I am saying right now, but listen to this 

Let's all start marching together! Haha! 

Together we march 

Fair treatment, equal pay 

Remembered forever as 

Pussy power, nasty women, radical feminists 

Change, change 

We need more women to run 

The future is female 

The future is female 

The future is female (We're stronger) 

The future is female (Together) 

The future is female (We're stronger) 

Together 

The future is female!